Therapeutic retail

Hmm, got this job lot of jewellery today at Opportunity for Animals, and think I scored it all for...$1?? ...lets see, three pairs of sturdy shoes for job interviews, so thats fifteen bucks assuming she thought they were in good condition... they're not but they do that... errm then there was that tee for the boy. Three dollars? Or was it four... the receipt sez 19... so..

Yep! $1.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how to buy Christmas gifts.